Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Chateau Le Pain's Prix Fix Holiday Weekend Menu

Just got my latest training plan. I looked at the long weekend's activities and my jaw dropped. Makes last weekend @ Lake Placid look like a frosted cupcake. Speaking of food! I was on my 90 min recovery ride this morning and I was sorta hungry and thought of some fine French restaurant and then thought of the weekend again and combined the two into a fun way to describe just what I have to do.

Enjoy!
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Chateau Le Pain
Spring Prix Fix Menu

Appetizer
The Beat Down
4 succulent tastings of OUCH, each getting tastier after the next. Takes one hour to consume each.
Wine Pairing: Pino Ridiculous

Palate Cleanser
The Sole Sucker
110 minutes to prepare, only five to kill. Cooked over a brick. You will be running for the hills!
Wine Pairing: Chardonyouhavetobekiddingme

Prime Entree
The Leg Peeler
45 mins of slowly roasted leg of lamb
Wine Pairing: Cabernet Saveme

Second Entree
Beaten Beef
For this 2.5 hour eating experience, you will enjoy the fine qualites of tenderized filet of HEART. Served on a cheese wheel.
Wine Pairing: Barolo Rollmylegsout

Dessert
Creme Brutal Souffle
16-18 samplings of Souffle. Takes between 8 and 9 minutes to consume each.
Wine Pairing: Moscato D' Feet Hurt
Posted by Jon at 10:33 AM

12 comments:

  1. Ironman By ThirtyMay 24, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Absolute GENIUS!!!

    You do way too much creative thinking on your bike! haha

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  2. Matty OMay 24, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    HAHA so did you record your thoughts? I always forget my clever puns and posts during workouts haha. Nice.

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  3. Caratunk GirlMay 24, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Ha ha that is hilarious. Also, this week is painful for me as well! Are our coaches trying to kill us? ha ha

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  4. Tri4SuccessMay 24, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    Great post! Some of these foods sound way too familiar.

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  5. UnknownMay 24, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    This is hilarious Jon! Could I get a glass of '72 Pino Ridiculous! lmao!

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  6. AimeeMay 24, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    Ha ha..that was hilarious!!

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  7. Matthew SmithMay 24, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Nice work! You made me hungry and tired at the same time. That was funny!

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  8. RockStarTriMay 24, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    The best would be the attitude that the waiter would give you. The only thing that could save you would be to state "Jerry Lewis is a genius"

    BTW: I've eaten there.

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  9. AnonymousMay 24, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Now I want a cupcake...
    -Elaine

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  10. RansickMay 24, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    Funny stuff! It is funny how our minds wander on long rides. Nothing else to do but pedal and think.

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  11. JasonMay 25, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    This is hilarious and proves that you can be creative while rocking a solid recovery ride.

    My only question is did you have a pen/paper with you? I would never remember all of these.

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  12. LindsayMay 25, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    hilarious and awesome! hahaha.

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