My lingering knee issue? Puhleeeeaaaase. Throw something a tad bit more difficult at me! Here are my three ideas on combating it:
#1: Become Robo Cop
The dude is inspirational. The dude is indestructable. The dude is completely monotone. But hey! I betcha his knees don't hurt!
Not the Arnold version. The silver morphing dude. The T-1000. Bum knee? Ok, I'll just morph it into a working knee. BAM!
Ryan Hall has got NOTHING on me! Armed with the tumbleweed run, no coyote can catch me no matter how much ACME TNT he is carrying!
Got any better ideas? I DARE YOU!