#1: Stupid
Falling in the shower. Nuff said. Yes, I am 29 going on 89.
#2: Stupider
After I wrote my last blog post, I felt like my ribs were healing at a pretty dramatic rate. Then I must have breathed in too deeply and my entire rib cage spasmed, sending my recovery backwards to about the point when my lungs first refilled with air after falling. The drive home that night was excruciating. To turn my car around a corner, I had to hold my breath. Yes. Really.
#3: Stupidest
Last night, things were improving again. Then I sneezed. BAM! Back to square one we go again!
#4 (bonus!) Stupidest-est
This is the most ridiculous "injury" ever!!! My legs and joints are ready to knock the shit out of ANY workout. But! I can't breath fully! Rendering me utterly useless in the S/B/R arena. Breathing is over rated, right?
Ggrrrrr.....
Has anyone pointed out that you've probably cracked a rib? So stupid that you "fell" ;) but pretty serious injury! Is there anything you need to tell us?
ReplyDeleteI'm worried about you.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to go see a Doc buddy.
ReplyDeleteDude, my back spasm I had for about 2 months. If you are getting rib spasms, go see an ART doc or something they might be able to work the muscles loose.
ReplyDeleteThat "paralyzed" feeling you get when the spasm occurs... pure awesome right? LOL! Freaks me out every time it happens.
Hang in there man, this one will take a while.
It kind of sounds like when Katie pulled her intercostal muscle? Maybe? Or a cracked rib. I bet Beth is feeling pretty bad about beating you up now.
ReplyDeleteAre ya sure they ain't broke? That would be some major suckage, but it doesn't sound like you're in too good of shape as it is. Take it easy, or take it to the doctor!
ReplyDeleteSeriously Jon, see a doctor
ReplyDeleteLet this be a lesson for the next time you consider disagreeing with me...
ReplyDeleteOuch. Hope nothing is cracked or broken and you're feeling much better soon!
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with EVRERYONE! Go see a doctor!
ReplyDeleteYes, I pulled my intercostal and my rib went out of alignment. It hurt like a bitch for over a week and then just popped back in by itself. go see a doctor!
ReplyDeleteDoc doc doc my friend!! Feel better soon.
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