I don't recall asking for a pic of your mom's legs, but whatever.
Wait, those are YOUR legs? Were you born in the Matrix? Why are they so pale? You must have been a real sasquatch before. Well, welcome to the Bare Club for Men. Gotta warn you, takes awhile to stop feeling self concious about it, but once that wears off, being full Harry & the Hendersons again becomes nearly unfathomable, barring a three month Appalacian Trail hiking trip or the like.
Peer pressure rules!
ReplyDeleteI am behind, dunno what the request was, but its about time you shaved, even though the season is basically over
ReplyDeleteHaha, aren't you supposed to do that BEFORE the races ;)
ReplyDeleteHigh five, did the weed wacker start up or did you use clippers?
Yeah, baby! That's the way to role. Those legs look like they're on steroids...veins poppin' everywhere! Nice work!
ReplyDeleteWhoa!!! I think I may be jealous of your muscly, hairless legs!
ReplyDeletei dig it.
ReplyDeleteWhoaaaaaaaa are you looking to become a roadie? :)
ReplyDeleteDid you get your bikini line done, too?
ReplyDeleteYOU
ReplyDeleteARE
SO BEAUTIFUL
TO ME
I don't recall asking for a pic of your mom's legs, but whatever.
ReplyDeleteWait, those are YOUR legs? Were you born in the Matrix? Why are they so pale? You must have been a real sasquatch before. Well, welcome to the Bare Club for Men. Gotta warn you, takes awhile to stop feeling self concious about it, but once that wears off, being full Harry & the Hendersons again becomes nearly unfathomable, barring a three month Appalacian Trail hiking trip or the like.
Next stop: Speedos!
Your new nickname:
ReplyDeletePale Rider.
Get used to it.
I'm positive that your legs are smoother than mine right now... hahaha!
ReplyDeleteSweet!
ReplyDeleteOw oww! I still think stripes would've been better...
ReplyDeleteLol, haha
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