My lingering knee issue? Puhleeeeaaaase. Throw something a tad bit more difficult at me! Here are my three ideas on combating it:
#1: Become Robo Cop
The dude is inspirational. The dude is indestructable. The dude is completely monotone. But hey! I betcha his knees don't hurt!
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Not the Arnold version. The silver morphing dude. The T-1000. Bum knee? Ok, I'll just morph it into a working knee. BAM!
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Ryan Hall has got NOTHING on me! Armed with the tumbleweed run, no coyote can catch me no matter how much ACME TNT he is carrying!
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Got any better ideas? I DARE YOU!
i call yikesies on catwoman.
ReplyDeleteShirley Temple, she was too cute to have a bum knee ;) hahaha.
ReplyDeleteBOP (best of partiers, some say back of the pack)
ReplyDeleteI would just hang out there (like I have much of a choice) A whole different type of racer, very laid back and inspiring at the same time. No alpha males to deal with
The dude from Star Trek Deep Space Nine that could morph into anyone or anything he wanted. They you could morph into a strong runner or BOP'er!
ReplyDeleteThe Bionic Woman. Sure, I could've said the 6 million dollar man but what fun is that?
ReplyDeleteTerminator AND RoboCop in the same post - Well done Sir! WELL DONE!
ReplyDeleteI would be THE HIGHLANDER. Immortal. Never die. Preferably the Sean Connery version as opposed to the Adrian Paul or Chris Lambert version (yes I typed that all from memory - impressive, I know). Your knee would just heal itself. And you would carry a sword around under your trench coat - how awesome would that be?
Only problem is There Can Be Only One - so you are going to have to be the Robo-Terminator.
Bond... James Bond. Because even with a bum knee you are still going to get some pretty sweet tail. (Again, like Jeff said, the Sean Connery version... Daniel Craig if you must though)
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteLittle known fact: Chuck Norris's first and only triathlon attempt was in Kona in 1987. He crossed the tape over an hour ahead of the nearest competitor but was ultimately DQ'd because he swam the entire course.
Wait, is your knee still hurting? Also, I love that the coyote always had utensils in addition to the TNT.
ReplyDeleteHow about Kindergarten Cop? That guy doesn't take guff from anyone!
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