DON'T have a conversation with me in the bathroom at work. Ever.
Kraft Mac & Cheese out of the box was my favorite food when I was 5. It was the holy grail. Nothing was better than that. My mom would lace it with Tuna to make it "healthy." One day I might forgive her for that. Love you Mom!
I had Kraft Mac & Cheese outa the box with ketchup and coined hot dogs for dinner last night.
Except I had no hot dogs. I just lied about 33% of my dinner.
My running shoes are RED.
The New England Patriots are my team.
If the New England Patriots are good, I love love LOVE all things football
If the New England Patriots are bad, I couldn't care less about football
I like to watch ESPN news every morning while I stretch and foam roll after I workout
Right now it sickens me to watch ESPN news because all they show is the Penn State football scandal. What is wrong with people?!?!
"The Walking Dead" is the best show on TV right now.
The only show I watch on TV right now is "The Walking Dead"
I can't remember the last time I bought normal clothes
I REALLY need to buy new normal clothes
I can tell you exactly the last time I bought a workout clothing item
Anytime I listen to Mumford & Sons I want to:
A) Get into a bare knuckled boxing match with a guy with a handlebar mustach
B) Drink a pint. Not a beer. A pint.
C) Wish I was Irish?
Say this word RIGHT NOW, "MoooooooooooSTACH -e-oooooooo" (with an Italian accent)
I want to race Texas 70.3 next April.....but I need a private jet to pull that one off.
Flying with a bike sucks
I once asked my swimming instructor when I was five what would happen if lightening struck the sun
I then asked my parents how God got the skin on people
I am not a 100% normal person, if you don't know that already. Those of you who have met me?
I am heading into race spectator slut season. That means I will be spectating everyone else' races this early winter season. Gotta return the favor!
You gotta watch out for parking garage concrete pillars. Sometimes they just like to jump out at you!
I have recently (and finally) developed a taste for IPA. Basically it has to be Magic Hat (especially Hex).
Ask an obvious question, expect an obvious answer ;)
I can't bite and chew on dark chocolate. Its too bitter. I have to let it slowly dissolve until it becomes sweet. THAT is how you eat dark chocolate.
Woah.......today is 11/11/11
I turn 30 on 12/12/12!!! Eeeeks! But! Send in your requests now for invitation. Its gonna be the party of the Century! Something about renting a huge house down in Costa Rica with live in bar tender and chef?
Have a great weekend!